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Facebook Help, Does it REALLY Help You?

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Facebook, the social networking site that was developed by Mark Zuckerberg maybe now is the most popular social networking site in the world right now, its popularity has been grown rapidly since Zuckerberg launched this site on 2004. Started as a campus networking site, Facebook has developed it’s popularity all over the world ever since.

Several days ago my friend encountered some problem with his facebook account, he asked for my help. He left his notebook in the evening and when he woke up in the next morning he couldn’t log on to his email and facebook account.

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Written by rizkianto

January 2, 2011 at 2:37 am

Plurk’s New Year Bug, eh?

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Happy new year everybody!

well, what’s your resolution for this year? for me, it’s 1280 * 800 on my Dell Inspiron, ehehehehe….

last night on the new year’s eve i didn’t go everywhere, just bought some roasted corn nearby and spend my night coding, surfing and plurking, and i realized that last night, plurk has encountered some minor bugs

1. Some of my friends timeline showed birthday cake, although their birthday is not today. They congratulated by their friends and totally out of ideas because their birthday is not today for sure.

New Year Bug

2.Last night i blocked a user on my timeline for unconvenience reason, you know, some kind of “karma hunter”, that’s my terminology for a person who ask for boost on your timeline, they appears on your timeline, posting some annoying response (RESPON, boosted, boost back, etc… WTF!)  and asked you to respond nack on their timeline. He appears on my timeline, i blocked him, gave some farewell and guess what? he still appeared on my timeline (doh). Pardon that i didn’t post the screenshoot here because my connection was slowing down, but you can check on my timeline particularly on this thread.

I think there’re some another plurk bug today.I hope the plurk team, @amix particularly will fixed this issue as soon as possible…

Happy plurking everybody!

@rizkianto

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January 1, 2011 at 1:25 am

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Complete List of Plurk (Hidden) Emoticons

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Plurk is a social networking site that allow you to post 140 characters of your status. Maybe seems like another status-sharing sites but plurk offers more fun. In plurk there are Karma, a valuation of your activities in plurk. Higher Karma will allow you to post your status with some cute emoticons. Here are the full list of plurk emoticons, to use it just writes the code preceeding when you write your status  in your plurk account.

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Written by rizkianto

December 24, 2010 at 7:26 am

sontoloyo…

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(angry) kopi dinthekno, gelas dipecahno, banyu gak diturahi, permen diamblasno, sendok dilenyapno, sandal disikat… FFFFFUUUUU….. (taser)

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December 22, 2010 at 11:25 pm

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Menyerah Kepada Iblis

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Siapa tidak kenal iblis? makhluk yang sombong, menolak untuk memenuhi perintah Allah untuk menghormati Adam, manusia pertama, yang akhirnya bersumpah bahwa anak cucunya akan menyesatkan anak cucu Adam di dunia.

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December 22, 2010 at 11:51 am

Plurk Unlimited Karma

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Sambil berbenah blog baru ini, sejenak melirik timeline plurk saya. Saya lihat teman saya membuat thread baru yang mengatakan karmanya 100.01 (woot). Lalu iseng saya cek karma saya, ternyata 100.03 (woot). Tak lama muncul thread dari plurkbuddy yang berbunyi :

Have you reached 100 Karma and are you bored now? We have a solution – Karma is unlimited now! Enjoy! (dance)

Hmmm…. sedikit kutak-katik, selepas karma 95, plurk mengupdate poin karma 0.01 poin tiap 4 jam, jadi dalam sehari poin karma meningkat 0.06. Dalam 8 hari, karma akan meningkat 0.50, kita anggap saja periode waktu 8 hari itu sebagai seminggu.

digit karma di plurk adalah 3 digit dengan 2 digit dibelakang koma. Asumsi karma maksimal adalah 999.99. Berapa lama waktu yang anda butuhkan untuk mencapai karma tersebut setelah karma anda 100?

(999.99 – 100) / 0.50 = 899.99 / 0.50 = 1799.98 minggu, dibagi 52 minggu menghasilkan 34.615

Jadi, silahkan bila anda memiliki energi berlebih menyisihkan waktu hidup anda selama 35 tahun untuk mencetak rekor sebagai pemilik karma tertinggi di plurk, wkwkwkwkwk…….

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December 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm

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setidaknya huruf awalnya kan beda

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Rizkianto : “mas ada modem?”

Bakul Modem : “GSM apa CDMA?”

Rizkianto : “Yang GSM aja deh mas”

Bakul Modem : “Waah, gak ada tuh mas, adanya tinggal yang HSDPA. Mau?”

Rizkianto : “%^&%(_)#*@%&¬• !!!”

Sebuah Mall IT di Surabaya, didengar oleh teman saya yang ingin mengikat sang penjual di puncak BTS.

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December 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm

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